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Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
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What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.
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Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
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To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
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Try and sound Welsh
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The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?
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Burn things with a magnifying glass
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Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
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THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
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Have a water gargling contest
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Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.
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Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
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This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
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Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
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Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.
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Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
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Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
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Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
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Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
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Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
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Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
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DISCLAIMER: Obviously, a lot of these suggestions are really dumb things to do, so don't take them seriously.
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And whatever you do, don't be as stupid as this halfwit from New Jersey who mailed us this: "we attempted your 'water drinking contest' we drank 48oz of water each in about 7 min, and 3 seconds later we were puking uncontrollably all over the kitchen. how dare you put this on your web site its very dangerous and health dangering. legal action may take place since you have no warnings on your site explaining you are not responsible for out comes of ''useless games' or the possible risks. please contact me back so we can settle this matter with out involving the law. "
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The Mother of All Excuses
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