The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[Missy_Moo]

American's eat about 18 billion hot dogs a year

[Missy_Moo]

The oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.

[Missy_Moo]

The man who played the voice of bugs bunny was allergic to carrots.

[Missy_Moo]

Yams have 10 times more vitamin C than sweet potatoes.

[Missy_Moo]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

[Missy_Moo]

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

[cAstAgeAr]

I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.
Albert Einstein

[Missy_Moo]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

[Missy_Moo]

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

[cAstAgeAr]

100% of the shots you don't take don't go in.
Wayne Gretzky

[Missy_Moo]

There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris

[cAstAgeAr]

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where --' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.
Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

[Missy_Moo]

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

[cAstAgeAr]

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
M.K. Gandhi

[Missy_Moo]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.