The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
- - -Kevin Bacon, 1996

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Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so letâ€s not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.
- - -Ronald Reagan (10 Sept. 1980)

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Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think itâ€s looks, most women know otherwise.
- - -Kathleen Turner (1986)

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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
- - -Wilson Mizner

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Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.
- - -Phyllis Diller

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Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.
- - -Bruce Springsteen

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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
- - -George Burns

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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
- - -Dorothy Parker

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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
- - -Will Rogers

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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
- - -George Burns

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Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.
- - -George Burns

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Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, drugs are dumb and self-indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb.
- - -Courtney Love

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Have no fear of perfection- you'll never reach it.
- - -Salvador Dali

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He who slings mud generally loses ground.
- - -Adlai Stevenson

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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
- - -Steve Landesberg