09-11-2008, 04:27am
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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09-11-2008, 04:29am
Public transportation notice: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."
09-11-2008, 04:29am
'A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.'
09-11-2008, 04:29am
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute
09-11-2008, 04:30am
'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.'
09-11-2008, 04:31am
Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure.
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