The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Perhaps the dominant force in the average life is possessions. Life becomes a scramble for gain instead of a mission for God. We are so busy making a living that we forget to make a life.

[rave]

"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

[cAstAgeAr]

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

[rave]

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

[cAstAgeAr]

Personal ad from newspaper:
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan.

[rave]

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

[cAstAgeAr]

Pet owner: Every time a bell rings my dog goes and sits in the corner.
Veterinarian: That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer.

[rave]

"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."

[cAstAgeAr]

Philosophy can not be attained from text on a page... it comes from with the soul

[rave]

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

[cAstAgeAr]

Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!

[rave]

"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone."

[cAstAgeAr]

Please do not complain about the coffee. You'll be old and weak someday, too

[rave]

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

[rave]

"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."