09-11-2008, 04:04am
"Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach."
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09-11-2008, 04:04am
"Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach."
09-11-2008, 04:05am
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
09-11-2008, 04:05am
People say walking on water is a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle
09-11-2008, 04:05am
People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.
09-11-2008, 04:06am
"One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream."
09-11-2008, 04:06am
People travel to wonder at the height of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars.... and they pass by themselves without wondering.
09-11-2008, 04:06am
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
09-11-2008, 04:06am
People who are often in a hurry imagine they are energetic, when in most cases they are simply inefficient.
09-11-2008, 04:06am
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
09-11-2008, 04:07am
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
09-11-2008, 04:07am
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
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