The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants."

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"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."

[cAstAgeAr]

Looks capture the eyes.
Personality captures the heart.

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"By the time we're ready to admit we've reached middle age, we're beyond it."

[cAstAgeAr]

Lord, be merciful, shut me up when my life speaks so much louder than my words.

[cAstAgeAr]

Lord give me an answer, or give me the patience to wait for one, just do it now please!

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"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."

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"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."

[cAstAgeAr]

Lord grant me the courage to do the things I can, the serenity to accept the things I can't, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[cAstAgeAr]

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish

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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

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"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."

[cAstAgeAr]

PARENTAL OBSERVATIONS
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

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"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."

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You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try."