09-11-2008, 03:28am
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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09-11-2008, 03:28am
Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
09-11-2008, 03:29am
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life; it adds flavour, keeps it from becoming too dry, and makes it easier to swallow
09-11-2008, 03:29am
"Despite what the cartoonists make him look like, Uncle Sam is a gentleman with a very large "waste."
09-11-2008, 03:29am
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. (Otto von Bismarck 1815-1898 German chancellor)
09-11-2008, 03:30am
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
09-11-2008, 03:30am
Laziness is the mother of all vice... but, it's a mother and you should respect her! (Spanish popular wisdom)
09-11-2008, 03:31am
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"
09-11-2008, 03:31am
Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importance.
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