The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.

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Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. (Rita Rudner)

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Have less. Do less. Be more. (Aboodi Shaby)

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Have you ever noticed how the contents of a box are much more interesting before the box is opened?

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

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Having someplace to go to is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing.

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Having the right to do it, doesn't mean it is right to do it.

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Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.

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Heaven is where the police are British, the mechanics German, the cooks are French, the lovers Italian, and all is organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians!

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He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. (Abraham Lincoln)

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I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

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I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.

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I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

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I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

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I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. (Thomas Jefferson)