The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Dear God,
So far today,
I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped.
I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy,
nasty, selfish or overindulgent.
I'm very thankful for that.

But in a few minutes, God,
I'm going to get out of bed;
and from then on, I'm probably
going to need a lot more help.
Amen

[cAstAgeAr]

Dear Jesus, Please help Mommy and Daddy.
Take care of Brother and Me.
And please God, take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble.
Amen

[cAstAgeAr]

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

[cAstAgeAr]

Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life

[cAstAgeAr]

Death is not totally extinguishing the light but turning off the lamp because the dawn has come.

[cAstAgeAr]

Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.

[cAstAgeAr]

Dedication is not what others expect of you; it is what you can give to others.

[cAstAgeAr]

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

[cAstAgeAr]

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!

[cAstAgeAr]

Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried. (Winston Churchill

[cAstAgeAr]

Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

[cAstAgeAr]

Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.

[cAstAgeAr]

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. (William Jennings Bryan)

[cAstAgeAr]

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. (Sue Murphy)

[cAstAgeAr]

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He's all right now