The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

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Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life.(Confucius)

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Choose well. Your choice is brief, and yet endless. (Goethe)

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Choose your love, love your choice.

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Christians aren't perfect, they're just forgiven!

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Church is the only place I know, where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house!

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing
is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.

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Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (Mark Twain)

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Coins are made by mint of metal.
Character is made by dint of mettle.

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Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

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College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife.

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Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

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Coming together is a beginning,
Staying together is progress,
Working together is success. (Henry Ford)