The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Nightshift tonight

[cAstAgeAr]

first of 3

[cAstAgeAr]

This threads gonna cop a floggin :ghastly

[NEMESIS]

This threads gonna cop a floggin :ghastly

[NEMESIS]

Things to Know:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains..
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

[Missy_Moo]

ah first day off... and rum time!

[Missy_Moo]

Had a rough night shift...

[Missy_Moo]

wait for the floggin monday from boss....

who knows... might be nothing

[Missy_Moo]

doing the house work,
washing,
ironing,
next is the crap in the garage left over from the move.....

I feel its bound for the tip

[Missy_Moo]

brought a cold carton home for the other 1/2

I think I'm being too nice.

[Missy_Moo]

Well after several texts the other night and near 2 hrs past my finish time,

he had a rumbo and subway waiting for me..

awwwwwwwwwwwww - that took an effort. lol

[Missy_Moo]

Britain is still paying off debts that predate the Napoleonic wars because it's cheaper to do so than buy back the bonds on which they are based.

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The best-value consumer purchase in terms of the price and usage is an electric kettle.

[Missy_Moo]

Native Hawaiian women were not allowed to cook.

[Missy_Moo]

The brain is soft and gelatinous - its consistency is something between jelly and cooked pasta.