The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[Mutha]

bull in a china shop
a big, reckless person in a room full of fragile things
Imagine a 300-pound football player at a tea party, and you have a bull in a china shop.

[Mutha]

bull market
Where people expect financial investments to rapidly increase, like in the economic boom of the eighties. It is so called, because masses of first-time investors rush head-first into the markets with thier money, expecting to amass riches beyond belief.
Japan's 1980's bull market was so good that, in 1989, Japan was expected to overtake the United states as the world's richest economy. The reccession of the 90's prevented this.

[Mutha]

bull mess
Nice way of saying bullshit.
Lets go down to the bar and start us a buncha bull mess with the bouncer.

[Mutha]

bull moose
A drinking game. Those who are initiated into the bull moose club have to only drink with their left hands. If you are caught with a drink in your right hand, and someone who is also initiated into the bull moose club yells "BULL MOOSE" you are required to down the rest of your beverage.

To be initiated into the club, a bull moose member must fill you in on the rules above, and then you have to chug a beer to pay your respective "dues."
Two guys are at a kegger. Both have been in the bull moose club for years. One of them forgets and holds his drink in his right hand. Other guy says "bull moose bitch!". "f*** now i have to finish the rest of my beer." the other responds.

[Mutha]

Bull Off
Bulloff is a darts game between 2 or more people, either for fun or to settle disagreements.

Players throw 3 darts each at the bullseye, the nearest being declared the victor. There are variations, in the case of a dead heat, there will be a sudden death bull-off to decide it, with one dart. For an extended variation of the game, play elimination bull-off, where the furthest from the bullseye is eliminated and play repeats until there is 1 left
Person 1: "My car's way better than yours" Person 2: "No way, your car's gay" Person 1: "Bull off"

[Mutha]

bull plop
minced oath (pseudo-profanity) for bullshit
"that movie was bull plop"

[Mutha]

Bull Puckie
a woman who prefers the company of other women; also known as a lesbian;
My wife had been hanging out with this lesbain woman. I caught onto the fact that, not only was she hanging out with her, she began to frequent queer bars and even go to female strip clubs. She is nothing but a Curious Bull Puckie!

[Mutha]

Bull Pussy
unequivantly, unmistakably, immorally, undoubtedly, undefiably, without question, untrue, or unfair.
Q: "Kerry is skinny."
A: "That is bull pussy."

[Mutha]

Bull Queer
A man who enjoys having sex with other men, but only without their consent. The more their prey wiggles and attempts escape the happier the bull queer, due to this their prey are sometimes known as 'wigglers'.

Often found in prisions, army bases and public schools.

[Mutha]

bull root
A bell end of unimaginable proportions. A complete and utter c***.
A toss pot that usually attempts to appear superior in their use of English by using words that nobody actually understands. Usually the person attempting to use these words has not only, no idea how to spell them but what also they mean, thus cementing the audience's initial impression that the user of the said words is in fact a bell end.
Timmy Architect to rich client - "yaaaahhh, i need to relate this back into the adjusted matrix and then issue the next tranche of juxtapositional installations."

[Mutha]

Bull Rush
To do something with great force and speed.
Guy 1 - "d00d last night we pwnd those n00bs."

Guy 2 - "i know man we freaking bull rushed them with attacks, i mean they didn't even see it coming."

[Mutha]

bull scare
a very strong bluff
"you see the fake f**got, he aint sh*t ... he's just frontn' its nothing but a bull scare."

[Mutha]

bull session
Archaic term circa 1950's and 1960's referring to a gathering of young people to talk.
After the big game, everyone is going to meet at Tammy's house for a bull session.

[Mutha]

bull shark
A dangerous shark species. Is common in warm, shallow waters, but also tolerates fresh water of the Rems river.
Dude, we were having a bath in the Rems yesterday when a bull shark ate my grandma!

[Mutha]

Bull Shenanigans
1.) (n.) poppycock; balderdash; stupid SHIT.

2.) Basically a more BAD ASS way of saying bullshit.

- That is complete bull shenanigans.

- This f*&^ing nub sauce is trying to pull some serious bull shenanigans with that AWP.