The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

[cAstAgeAr]

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.

[cAstAgeAr]

A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion.

[cAstAgeAr]

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

[Mutha]

bull
A word used by Philly cats to describe a male friend or male person.
Your bull is looking for you.
Who dat bull on the corner?
My bull is at the party right now.

[Mutha]

bull
Short for "bull shit", or "bull crap", meaning rubbish

[Mutha]

Bull
Often used in the saying "Bull Crap" or "Bull Shit".

This is from a very old French verb, boule, which means "to lie"
He bouled.

[Mutha]

Bull and Cow
Cockny slang for a row, due to how it rhymes
"The family at the other table were having a right bull and cow"

[Mutha]

Bull Babage
Refers to something that is undersirable or lame, usually used in reference to a female.

[Mutha]

bull ballin'
Wearing fake items i.e. clothes jewelery, accessories; that have expensive brand names on them, in order to look like you have money when you don't.

[Mutha]

Bull beans
1. Another way of saying "bull shit".
2. A future brand for beans that will be infamous for giving people bad gas and chronic diarrhea.
1. Jeff is full of bull beans, he has herpes!
2. George ate a can of bull beans and crapped his pants.

[Mutha]

bull bosh
Another way of saying bull shit.
Bull bosh! Whimpering excuses, incompetent crap!

[Mutha]

bull boxer
a cross between a boxer and any bullterrier such as "english bull terrier" "staffordshire terrier".

[Mutha]

bull bro
The counterpart to "fag hag". Refers to a straight male who hangs out with queer women.

[Mutha]

bull bukka
Jamaican patois word for bully. From the Peter Tosh song, Steppin Razor.
"If you are bull bukka, nobody bukk from me."

"Dat bwoy try to be a bull bukka, but I licked him tree times"