The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson"

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All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20

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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

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A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death

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Avocado is the Aztec word for testicle

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There are only four words in the English language which end in"-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

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The longest place-name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.

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-Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur

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-There are more chickens than people in the world

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A whale's penis is called a dork

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Over half of the people who read about yawning yawn within 5 minutes.

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When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

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A man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

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When a German woman found that Oil of Olay was no longer turning the trick for her, she decided that she would bathe in the milk of a camel (a modern-day Cleopatra). So she stole a camel from the local zoo and transported it back to her house--where she realized that the camel's name was "Otto."

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In Kentucky, two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.