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26-07-2008, 11:09am
Ten Thoughts to ponder for 2008
Number 10.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7..
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet And they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6.
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, Lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3..
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2..
In the 60's, People took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 thought for 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in Australia, but we haven't got a clue
as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
Immigration.
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno's.
What you do today,
Might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow".
Number 10.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7..
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet And they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6.
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, Lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3..
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2..
In the 60's, People took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 thought for 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in Australia, but we haven't got a clue
as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
Immigration.
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno's.
What you do today,
Might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow".
