Ping Loverustler

[Heidi1]

He is a very sexy man.

[1hotbusa]

Hey Bruce

We can save you the possible embarrassment of learning to dance in front of others......the kids have a dance mat that all you have to do is have your feet follow the colours. You can use in the privacy of your own home, whenever you feel in the mood to dance. if you like, the dance mat can come with a video recording function

[BLACKZOOK]

Yep, along with beer, it gets ugly guys laid (not you of course).

So Heids what exactly are you saying here. Even beer wont get me laid. Your a hard hard woman, the truth is SOOO hard for me to accept. But thanks for spelling it out. Mark dont worry about the lessons I'll just save the money I was going to spend on dance lessions and spend it on roies instead cause its the only way I could ever get laid.

[Rev]

Dance lesson.......hmmmm....

Well...........I've seen this approach. Slam down a dozen neat Bundies....grin like a Cheshire cat.,...hang arms straight down like a chimp......look at floor & keep grinning ......move feet rythmically from side to side....(ie shift weight from side to side.) mumble/slur some sleazy incoherent remark to the nearest female with a pulse & Voila !! ....you've just mastered the Neanderthal shuffle Well proven chick magnet move that one

Don't be fooled by twinkle toes ladies ....a fat wallet & a new K8 is what counts in the end..........you know I'm right

[Heidi1]

DID THE 'NOT YOU OF COURSE' MEAN NOTHING!!
(nobhead)

[Heidi1]

Here you go, a handy phrase in case the dancing doesn't pan out.

Bonjour. Mon âne a une moustache et aimerait manger votre pomme.

[m8ee]

Doesn't that translate to " I have a moustache and would like you to give me an apple ?"

[Heidi1]

Roughly.

How do you impress the ladies?

[Speedzalot]

Roughly.

How do you impress the ladies?

Itâ€s simple tell them what they want to hear and donâ€t look desperate. Oh and it wont hurt to let them know you ride a bke, should be seeing plenty of in no time

[Ruffy]

Ah - it makes me recall a quote from the our resident poet "Astro the great" when he quite correctly pointed out "When you are riding a Busa - it is assumed you have balls the size of watermelons".
No need to tell them speedz - they can see your swagger

All female members are exempt from this observation at time of writing

Cheers Ruffy

[kawasuki]

Roughly.

How do you impress the ladies?

he just drops the slong