The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[2CUTE4U]

Poor bloke :s

[Gnarbunkle99]

morning

[Mutha]

Good Morning

[Gnarbunkle99]

afternoon

[RaZ]

looks like I got a new job!!.... just waiting final word, got told its mine pending ref checks :) so fingers crossed!!!

[LOAFIE]

Good luck Raz

[Mutha]

Good luck, hope you get it Raz

[jaycbr250]

so do i good luck buddy now wheres rent? lol

[RaZ]

yep all good - not signed but looks like I got it :) only bummer is monthly pays :/

[jaycbr250]

2 weekends left too ride
To anyone interested SBS will be showing the first round of the world superbikes at 12.30 on sunday 2nd march not phillip island live so if you want to see it get down there or get foxtel it should be on SBS in the coming weeks at least we finally get free to air supers albeit not live.well done SBS

[DjPete]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)





A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)






A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)








Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)








The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)








The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)





Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)





The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)






Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)




Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)




A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)





Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)




Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

[RaZ]

Good luck, hope you get it Raz

Thanks guys :)

coz I GOT IT!! :) YAY! working for Coles/Myer starting Monday - I am leaving to sign the contracts in 10mins!



now to sit back & wait for the cash to roll on in mmmmmm, bling time?

[Mutha]

Good luck, hope you get it Raz

Thanks guys :)

coz I GOT IT!! :) YAY! working for Coles/Myer starting Monday - I am leaving to sign the contracts in 10mins!



now to sit back & wait for the cash to roll on in mmmmmm, bling time?

Bravo Chris, congratulations Your shout So are you going to be working at Coles Myer Headquarters in Toorak rd Tooronga ?

[LOAFIE]

Good luck, hope you get it Raz

Thanks guys :)

coz I GOT IT!! :) YAY! working for Coles/Myer starting Monday - I am leaving to sign the contracts in 10mins!



now to sit back & wait for the cash to roll on in mmmmmm, bling time?

Congrats Raz

Dj , so who timed the pig..

[The Wild Wind]

It's late and I'm not looking forward to tomorrow...