The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[jaycbr250]

fark its been hot:)

[LOAFIE]

bloody hot and humid up this way too

[Gnarbunkle99]

Good mate, just laying low after the crissie break, how about you?

Same here mate, it'll be OK once the youngsters get back to school.

[Mutha]

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

[Mutha]

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

[Mutha]

The only "real" food that U.S. Astronauts are allowed to take into space is pecan nuts.

[Mutha]

Vincent Van Gogh committed suicide while painting Wheat Field with Crows.

[Mutha]

Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.

[Mutha]

Steely Dan got their name from a sexual device depicted in the book 'The Naked Lunch'.

[Mutha]

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

[Mutha]

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

[Mutha]

In Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam."

[Mutha]

Marijuana is Spanish for 'Mary Jane.'

[Mutha]

"Video Killed the Radio Star" was the very first video ever played on MTV.

[Mutha]

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.