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[Busdriver]

There's a stench in here that'll outlast religion - Kenny

[Dubs]

I'm Pink...therefore I'm SPAM - an old, and very stoned, friend of mine Ryan.


Dubs

[Holger the Dane]

..."Anyone can ride a fast bike, but not many can ride a bike fast"...

By Faster Faster. Nicely said mate.:ausflag:

[DjPete]

updated.
Thankyou for your quotes.

[commando]

if at first you don't succeed, buy a Hayabusa.

i happend to see this come up at the top of the page. pretty sure i came up with it unless some one can prove me wrong? a bit of recognition wouldn't go a stray.

[DjPete]

fixed

[commando]

cheers.:)

[NEMESIS]

Tattoos last alot longer than romance

:P

[Mutha]

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience

[MrsTony]

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

[Mutha]

this thread is back people.

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. ~Author Unknown


Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. ~Jason Love


If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. ~Author Unknown



"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

-- Yogi Berra

[Mutha]

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."

Mae West

[bandit]

Sucsess is going from Failure to Failure with enthusiasm

[CapeBusa]

We learn from our mistakes. That's why I'm a genius.

Can i angle park in a parallel universe? - James Schafer

Sometimes one is required to take a packet of panadol to bed.

Viagra was created by accident. One might discribe it as a little pee wee-up.

I wasn't doing speed, officer, I was doing adrenalin. - Geoff Williams

[xxxdamoxxx]

sex is like a box of chocolates you dont know what your going to get next