Poor run excuses

[Gnarbunkle99]

All right lads, its' time to think now. My list of excuses for piss poor performance is starting to wear thin. Under no circumstance do you let the other guy get the upper hand on you by agreeing that he beat you fair and square. Lets hear what what you think is a fair cop out excuse, here's some that I came up with:

wheelspin
slippery track
missed shift
wheelie
took off in second gear
cramp in leg
crushed me nuts when the wheelie came down hard
out of fuel
Green ant bit me on the prick
mines a slow copper one

[01busa]

My excuses are, I'm a fat bastard and the bike is a gutless slug.

10.3 @ 132mph
bike and rider weight 360kg

On second thoughts I'm gutless and the bike's fat.

[xhiler8r]

my frilly knickers were riding up my butt ion take off

and i thought the skirt flapping in the wind would have distracted the other rider

[Gnarbunkle99]

Lost concentration because I got a wiff of Tuna smell coming from the grandstand.

[spamanglenn]

didn,t have my doughnuts(sugar rush)
i,ve got the road tyre on for the jindy trip in 2 months.
my shinko isn,t the ultrasoft.
didn,t pull the mirrors off.
only the right hand lane is prepped for private test days
No one left to chase.

[pan]

Left my visor up

I have a stock motor

I was racing Legend so I gave up

I don't take it that seriously because it's just fun

I don't want to get my chrome dirty

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[black13]

[quote=Gnarbunkle99]
Lost concentration because I got a wiff of Tuna smell coming from the grandstand.

someone yelled out who wants a free beer.

[Taubusa]

Lost concentration because I got a wiff of Tuna smell coming from the grandstand.

Yep that one cracked me up too .Didnt know you that many spectators from the opposite sex

[BLACKZOOK]

I was laughing too hard at the f****d up way you ride.

[Dee]

*Starter took to long to let the lights go and I fell asleep on the line.

*Shut it off cause I heard a strange noise in the gearbox.

*Clutch was slipping all the way down the track.

I am sure if I think a little harder I have heard heaps more than this.

As I remember them I will post them up

Cheers Dee

[LOAFIE]

MY MAN-KINI WAS TOO TIGHT
NO-ONE SAID ...READY..STEADY..GO..
I SAW COPPERS AND SLOWED DOMN
I WAS TOLD TO RESPECT MY ELDERS.. MY TIME WILL COME
PEOPLE CANT SEE MY BLING IF I RIDE TOO FAST

[m8ee]

tyre pressure isn't right

[simmo]

Glen tuned my bike
Tooo hot
Tooo cold
Tooo early
Tooo late
Tooo windy
Not windy enough
Tooo Sunny
Tooo dark
Tooo many bloody slow red bikes


Sooorry

[Taubusa]

I just laid a cable in me leathers

[Gnarbunkle99]

Had a sneezing fit