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05-10-2005, 04:48pm
An Englishman, Irishman and an Australian are in a bar,
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs "MY GOD, ITS JESUS!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Bitter, a pint of Guinness and a pint of Fosters.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Englishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Bitter.
When he lets go the Englishman gives a cry of amazement "MY GOD! THE ARTHRITIS I'V HAD FOR 30 YEARS IS GONE. ITS A MIRACLE!"
Jesus then shakes the hand of the Irishman, thanking him for the Guinness. As he lets go, the man's eye's widen in shock. "TO BE SURE, THE BAD BACK I'V HAD ALL ME LIFE IS COMPLETELY GONE, T'IS A MIRACLE."
Jesus then approaches the Aussie who says,
"BACK OFF MATE, IM ON DISABILITY."
Edited by: Tony Nitrous at: 5/10/05 5:45 pm
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs "MY GOD, ITS JESUS!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Bitter, a pint of Guinness and a pint of Fosters.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Englishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Bitter.
When he lets go the Englishman gives a cry of amazement "MY GOD! THE ARTHRITIS I'V HAD FOR 30 YEARS IS GONE. ITS A MIRACLE!"
Jesus then shakes the hand of the Irishman, thanking him for the Guinness. As he lets go, the man's eye's widen in shock. "TO BE SURE, THE BAD BACK I'V HAD ALL ME LIFE IS COMPLETELY GONE, T'IS A MIRACLE."
Jesus then approaches the Aussie who says,
"BACK OFF MATE, IM ON DISABILITY."
Edited by: Tony Nitrous at: 5/10/05 5:45 pm