Embarassing moments with Heidi

[Heidi1]

Met up with a few of the Melbourne mob last night at Lygon St. I didn't know exactly where we were meeting and the taxi driver couldn't help, so he dropped me at the wrong end, blah blah.... anyway I was late. I wasn't sure who was coming, so I wasn't sure I would recognise anyone. I figured if I lurked around long enough, someone would put their hand up.

I rocked up to the counter and spoke to the girl there.
Me: Hello, I'm meeting some friends here.
Her: Of course, what name is the booking under?
Me: I don't know.
Her: Ok, how many people are in the party?
Me: I'm not sure, but it could be anywhere between 6 and 10, and they are all blokes.
Her: Do you know what they look like?
Me: Ummmmm....... no. Maybe I could just walk around and see if anyone recognises me.
Her: So you don't know the name of the party you are with, there are between 6 to 10 men and you don't know what they look like?

At this point, all the other girls had come up behind her and were openly gaping at me. I started trying to explain...

Me: I'm in a bike club and we are national and this is the Melbourne bunch and......
Her: BIKIES! Oh they are up the back.

CRAP! After that the staff were all watching me VERY CLOSELY.

[Axe]

Sweet...
You little tart you!

[big kev]

[LOAFIE]

thats gold Heidi

[Ward P]

[Louwai]

So who was there??????

[FastPhil]

Huh, huh, huh, I bet the girls behind the bar were jealous when they saw who you were with.

[Rainbow7]

I think their reaction says more about them than you, Heidi. -Projection is one of the worst traits of humanity.

[bazman]

With an intro convo like that, they prolly juz thought u were a stripper about to perform a little routine.....ya musta disappointed them, Heidi.....they were waitin ta see some

[Heidi1]

THEY WERE!! They thought I was a HOOKER!!

[PostmanPete]

THEY WERE!! They thought I was a HOOKER!!

And when you didn't ask for some money straight up, we changed our mind. LOL

Thanks again for the entertaining nite Heidi!

[Heidi1]

It was lovely to meet you all.

[Missy_Moo]

lmao!! Only you Heidi, only you!

[BikerBoy]

Heidi,

All you missed was the line....."I met them all through the internet".

Classic!!! A shame I had to leave early.

[simmo]

Embarrassing moment for a minute I thought you forgot to de-graffiti your licence & no it wasn't me that did it, well there has been so many