High cost of Car maintenance

[Bill Gaheer]

GREAT SNAPPING DUCKS THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!!

My car cost me $50. SURE, it pulls left when you brake, and it has a rather encouraging red light on the dash with an exclamation mark in the middle that I assume means, 'WELL DONE ON THE $50 CAR!', but I also have a Hayabusa so $50 is about all I'm prepared to spend.

Oh, and not all the doors open.