Top 11 Country & Western songs....

[Ruffy]

Yes they are real!!

11. She got the goldmine - I got the shaft.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day
Long.

Cheers Ruffy

[Astro]

Know what happens if you play Country and Western songs backwards?

Your girl comes back
You get your job back
Your pickup truck starts first try
Your old hound dog isn't dead after all
The drought breaks
The bank decides you don't need to pay off that pesky mortgage after all
You're young again
Things go back to being just like they were in the good old days
You're sober
The highway ain't so lonely
Joelene doesn't steal her man
Oh... and pigs fly.

[pan]

6 days in Gundagai and this is what happens, heh?

[Astro]

6 days in Gundagai and this is what happens, heh?

Give it another week and he'll be posting up the Cattle Saleyard results and keeping us up to date on Pork Belly Futures.

[Ruffy]

I like both kinds of music - Country AND Western

Cheers Ruffy

BTW It's been 2 weeks now - We're locals.

[BUSGO]

I think you mean YOKELS John.


Don't forget to advertise in the Ulysses mag mate.
You will be over run with grey nomads.

[Ruffy]

If anyone is thinking of visiting just be warned the local cops are DEADLY around town and out on the roadworks they are doing on the
Hume - haven't seen one bike since being here but plenty of cars pulled over

Cheers Ruffy

[Astro]

If anyone is thinking of visiting just be warned the local cops are DEADLY around town and out on the roadworks they are doing on the
Hume - haven't seen one bike since being here but plenty of cars pulled over

Cheers Ruffy

Thanks for the heads up. Still planning to be there for a visit mid-September. Will let you know the dates as soon as I can.

[Madmax]

If anyone is thinking of visiting just be warned the local cops are DEADLY around town and out on the roadworks they are doing on the
Hume - haven't seen one bike since being here but plenty of cars pulled over

Cheers Ruffy

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