Happy Birthday Blackzook

[Astro]

Every day you spend in the relaxed West, earning huge $, living in unpolluted splendour, adds a day to your life. So your birthday has been moved back a month.

Sorry mate, you'll just have to do it all over again!

[BLACKZOOK]

Thanks for the best wishes everyone.
Astro I'm no longer in the west mate I'm now in the east.

I'm doing a six week stint in New Caledonia, they put me up on the 16th (top) floor of Casa del Sole on the Baie des citrons in Noumea. The view from the balcony of my apartment is unbelievable - right on the ocean. It's hotter than hell with nearly 100 percent humidity.

Unfortunately not many here speak English and my French sucks so no luck finding female companionship on my birthday, my stammering in broken French along with my drooling problem does not seem to have taken the local French women by storm.

Hasnt stopped me trying tho.

By the way the first thing I saw when I got off the plane was a black and silver busa, fugging shitboxes are everywhere.

[Madmax]

Unfortunately not many here speak English and my French sucks so no luck finding female companionship on my birthday, my stammering in broken French along with my drooling problem does not seem to have taken the local French women by storm.

That could be your answer Bruce, get an English-French dictionary and after getting a photo of the Busa together - approach said French damsels, maidens (leave the maidens alone bloke, they know nothing - get in front of an older maiden (French slapper (What they don't know just ain't worth knowing), show her the picture of the Busa and suggest in faultless Francois "Get a big black and silver one upya willya!"


Bound to work mate, definitely on a winner, she wont be able to control herself!!



Max

[1hotbusa]

Thanks for the best wishes everyone.
Astro I'm no longer in the west mate I'm now in the east.

I'm doing a six week stint in New Caledonia, they put me up on the 16th (top) floor of Casa del Sole on the Baie des citrons in Noumea. The view from the balcony of my apartment is unbelievable - right on the ocean. It's hotter than hell with nearly 100 percent humidity.

Unfortunately not many here speak English and my French sucks so no luck finding female companionship on my birthday, my stammering in broken French along with my drooling problem does not seem to have taken the local French women by storm.

Hasnt stopped me trying tho.

By the way the first thing I saw when I got off the plane was a black and silver busa, fugging shitboxes are everywhere.

Option 1 - Sign language.

Option 2 - Get the hotel to help you out.

Option 3 - Post on the busa forum, ask if any of us can speak french and then ask for a translation for "I want a root"

I only know that the Christina Aguilera Lady Marmalaide song's first line means "Do you want to sleep with me"

[BLACKZOOK]

Option 1 - Sign language.
*Are you suggesting I just lob it out in public? It might pay to advertise to those sharp sighted madmoseles

Option 2 - Get the hotel to help you out.
*Pretty sure the guy on the front desk is gay, what he suggests may not suit my tastes.

Option 3 - Post on the busa forum, ask if any of us can speak french and then ask for a translation for "I want a root"
*You fuggers will have me asking if all French women smell that bad. Cant trust anyone on this forum.


I only know that the Christina Aguilera Lady Marmalaide song's first line means "Do you want to sleep with me"

*Um thanks mate. I might give Max's ideas a lash.

[1hotbusa]

Option 1 - Sign language.
*Are you suggesting I just lob it out in public? It might pay to advertise to those sharp sighted madmoseles

Option 2 - Get the hotel to help you out.
*Pretty sure the guy on the front desk is gay, what he suggests may not suit my tastes.

Option 3 - Post on the busa forum, ask if any of us can speak french and then ask for a translation for "I want a root"
*You fuggers will have me asking if all French women smell that bad. Cant trust anyone on this forum.


I only know that the Christina Aguilera Lady Marmalaide song's first line means "Do you want to sleep with me"

*Um thanks mate. I might give Max's ideas a lash.

Just remember the indigenous people up there are pretty crazy. I saw a bloke pimping a girl in Noumea, she was fugly and he was so big that his fist was the size of a mans head.

[simmo]

Old feller

Happy birthday bloke. You'll never see 21 again!
Max

I bet He is feeling 21 year old everywhere

Unfortunately not many here speak English and my French sucks so no luck finding female companionship on my birthday, my stammering in broken French along with my drooling problem does not seem to have taken the local French women by storm.

Thats sounds like you normally after a couple of

[NEMESIS]

Hope you had a mate!
Cheers