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26-04-2001, 02:54pm
Not Busa related, but just got this....
Quote: A guide for when you've just woken up in the gutter from a big night out
1. Walk down one of the main streets of the city you happen to be in.
2. Turn into a side street.
If you left the city after turning into a side street, you are in Darwin. Ignore next steps and just leave.
3. Turn again into an alley.
If there is no alley, you are in Hobart, possibly Perth.
If you find that when you turned down the alley you ended back up on the street you began on, you are in Canberra.
4. If drug dealers are milling in the alley, you are probably in Adelaide, Sydney, or Brisbane.
If the drug dealer stabs you, you are in Sydney.
If you are in Adelaide, buy up - everyone knows Adelaide dope is the best in the country; and let's face it - if you're not stoned in Adelaide, there's not a lot else to do.
5. If the alley is filled with cool cafes and underground basement dance clubs that seemingly nobody knows about, you are in Melbourne. Rejoice at what a cool city this is.
Quote: A guide for when you've just woken up in the gutter from a big night out
1. Walk down one of the main streets of the city you happen to be in.
2. Turn into a side street.
If you left the city after turning into a side street, you are in Darwin. Ignore next steps and just leave.
3. Turn again into an alley.
If there is no alley, you are in Hobart, possibly Perth.
If you find that when you turned down the alley you ended back up on the street you began on, you are in Canberra.
4. If drug dealers are milling in the alley, you are probably in Adelaide, Sydney, or Brisbane.
If the drug dealer stabs you, you are in Sydney.
If you are in Adelaide, buy up - everyone knows Adelaide dope is the best in the country; and let's face it - if you're not stoned in Adelaide, there's not a lot else to do.
5. If the alley is filled with cool cafes and underground basement dance clubs that seemingly nobody knows about, you are in Melbourne. Rejoice at what a cool city this is.