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11-01-2008, 08:49pm
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. (Girls -- Please have a sense of humour!)
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and womendiffer so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Marsthing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and womenwith their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting intobed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'Idon't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreadsto hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love
me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at abig, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while shetried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new
shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for
each outfit.' We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out apair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet whenshe doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine,honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'Ithink this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I
don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with abaffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enoughfor me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, Iadded, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things Ibuy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at leastthe woman knows I'm smarter than her. Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if youdisagree, forward it anyway. Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!
Cheers Ruffy
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and womendiffer so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Marsthing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and womenwith their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting intobed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'Idon't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreadsto hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love
me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at abig, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while shetried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new
shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for
each outfit.' We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out apair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet whenshe doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine,honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'Ithink this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I
don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with abaffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enoughfor me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, Iadded, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things Ibuy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at leastthe woman knows I'm smarter than her. Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if youdisagree, forward it anyway. Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!
Cheers Ruffy
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