BUNNINGS SCAM
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A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings Customers.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts - it is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings. You agree and they get in the back seat.



On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.






BRADDO
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#2
Arguing with idiots is like wrestling a pig in the mud, you both get dirty but the pig enjoys it!
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#3
good1
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#4
GROUP BUY ON WALLETS!! Edited by: AzaVic at: 14/3/07 13:41
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#5
I know the local Bunnings like the back of my hand, you want something, I can tell you where it is. Can I have them dropped off at Bunnings at Minchinbury please. I have a stock of wallets and I know none of the aisles in Bunnings stock big breasted 18yr olds.
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Graham
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#6
Hey Aza, now l know where my wallet gets to !!!!
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#7
You know that Windex is no good for your windscreen don't you?


If you had used Mr Sheen Braddo, you would never have fallen victim to this insidious crime because they would have gone to another car.





Rgds BUSGO

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I'm not using it anyway!
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#8
That's serious, I'll warn others...which Bunnings is that exactly??
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#9
bear Wrote:That's serious, I'll warn others...which Bunnings is that exactly??
Sorry Bear only Sydney & Newcastle at this stage Embarassed
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#10
Bugger!
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#11
U did'nt get a name...number? even an address!!!!!
I mean they should be reported to the authorities...




lol
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