how australian is this ?

[Greeny_SA]

I was at a country horse racing event when i asked a publican if he knew
anything about horse's.HIS answer was, Yes you put hay in one end & shit
come's out of the other, & it's a waste of good hay. How australian is that?

[rave]

sounds like hes not a horse lover!

[Tony Nitrous]

That sounds like my old Dad !





When I took a day off work to get my Australian Citizenship,
The Boss said "When you come back you'll be an Aussie",

I said "F@rk work! i'll be an Aussie, im going to phone in sick
and go fishing"....

[Bon]

That sounds like my old mum.