Mutha Wrote:

I have got to tell my Birthday story as it has been a harrowing experience, now far enough away to laugh at it!!

Friday waited for pay to pay bills, bank stuff up so didnt have any money for weekend and my birthday

Sunday My day started at 7.30am when my 4 and a half year old daughter presented me with a present saying happy birthday. I said thanks me darling girl so we open it. It was a Teeshirt which I WAS immediately alarmed by the colour as it was a very bright sky blue colour. Hmm also a V neck (niether of which suit me) Ok so I continue on thinking what am I going to do , well as lift the shirt from its folded state i start to see a very large microphone appear all bejewelled with sparkily gems held by a hand which had a bejewelled ring on it
( I could hardly believe my eyes a I start looking for the camera crew of punked) To top it off it had in big bold letters on the back
" ROCK MY MIC" hmm

Well I had a rather large Dilemma as I did not want to offend anyone and I was just in shock as my wife had usually really good taste.I was asked if I like it and I just couldnt say Yes.

Now If I was a Kareoke singing boy of questionable sexual preferences it would be cool. However I am NOT

So this bit takes the cake I said where did you get it from???

My wife nforms me she bought it from a shop in wollongong (100klms away) AAAAARRGGHHH!!!! and it cost $189 AARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

After much shock and more shock I tried it on AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Actually both of us Agreed as Anya herself was wondering what she was thinking at the time???

I had to take my daughter to swimming lessons so we turn up there and she again had a different teacher as the year so far had no stable teacher and she has gone backwards since last year so I complain. ( not in a good mood) lol

Finish swimming , shower Paris and we are off to wollongong YIPPEEEEE
NOT

Arrive wollongong packed parking finally a car was moving and I was waiting with my indicator on car moves and a car flies up and in with a car full of people and when I inform him I was waiting , he wouldnt move. AAARRRGGGHHH

Went to shop

Not one thing in shop had price tags ???
All prices were from their heads???
Told I could change shirt for jeans, ok find jeans I said are you sure she said yes no problem ok she wraps jeans and I was about to leave thanks soo much Then she says wait you owe me another 350 dollars AAARRRGGGHHH

What is the same price I say "other T Shirts" ???
The say yes AAAARRGGHH all as weird as the one I already had

What a strange shop!!! nothing good there!!! shop credit 6 weeks then loose money!!??? hmmm NO REFUND??

She tells me to come down for another trip and I informed her I never want to see wollongong again!! IT was my birthday and i was having a very bad day

After much looking I settled on a crocodile skin belt price plucked from the sky @ $165 so I still had 24 dollars to spend so she told me I could have a pair of sox AAARRGGHH I took the sox and got out of there!!!

Drove straight to city to pick up Anya from work fter waiting 1/2 hour after she was supposed to finish she rang me and said she was running late and I ended up waiting 1 hour in car AARRGGHH.I was waiting near a hadicapped parking spot ( very busy )and was kicked out of that spot by a cranky old man lol (made my day)

Finally got paid yesterday 3 days late


I have only given you a glimpse of my day but the birthday wishes here made me fell better so thanks everyone