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RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - simmo - 24-08-2009
(24-08-2009, 05:06pm)Heidi1 Wrote: Bloody hell. I've just sent this link to some friends, and the overwhelming response is CAN YOU KEEP THE NEKKID LADY!!
NO NEKKID LADIES (unless the have underpants on their head like Simmo's).
MMM are they Lady friends by any chance
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - BLACKZOOK - 24-08-2009
Obviously lesbians mate.
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - Heidi1 - 24-08-2009
Isn't every lady that says no?
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - simmo - 25-08-2009
(24-08-2009, 11:38pm)Heidi1 Wrote: Isn't every lady that says no?
Jeepers Bruce we must know some
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - Heidi1 - 29-08-2009
When we started working on the trailer today, we unloaded the bikes. Turns out Bruce misssed a sticker. I have called his sexuality into question..... who else of you would have missed this?
If I remove it REALLY carefully, do you think I could save it? More photos of the work to follow.
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - bigfoot - 30-08-2009
lol!
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - Ruffy - 30-08-2009
(29-08-2009, 10:38pm)Heidi1 Wrote: When we started working on the trailer today, we unloaded the bikes. Turns out Bruce misssed a sticker. I have called his sexuality into question..... who else of you would have missed this?
If I remove it REALLY carefully, do you think I could save it? More photos of the work to follow.
Don't worry Heids - it's just sponsorship for a chain of motels, they're the only ones open 24 hours a day, owned by the same people who started Hooters......
Cheers Ruffy
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - BLACKZOOK - 30-08-2009
Trailer is done all rust cut out and steel plated, painted and wheel bearings removed cleaned repacked and replaced. Tool box is mounted up front, just need to rewire it and get it registered this week.
Heidi worked her heart out all weekend. Saturday she was on the grinder fitted with a wire wheel for 6 hours straight.
Heidi has photos hopefully she will post em soon.
Just the bikes to strip and rebuild now gotta get everything finished for the busa track day on the 12th gunna be a busy two weeks.
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - Astro - 30-08-2009
(29-08-2009, 10:38pm)Heidi1 Wrote: When we started working on the trailer today, we unloaded the bikes. Turns out Bruce misssed a sticker. I have called his sexuality into question..... who else of you would have missed this?
If I remove it REALLY carefully, do you think I could save it? More photos of the work to follow.
Hmm.... what's the missing word on that sticker?? Are Way ???
(Oh yeah... like I'm the only one wondering that here... pfft!
)
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - BLACKZOOK - 30-08-2009
Vaginas are way cool.
is the wording
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - Heidi1 - 31-08-2009
I'm searching the internet right now to try and find another one, that is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I have had the BEST weekend! I learned how to use a wire wheel (I got better as I went along), learned to shape tracks for the trailer (I got better as I went along), learned how to remove, check and repack trailer bearings AND I got to drive Bruce's truck and I ROCKED at that! I ONLY got better at that!
Thanks so much Bruce, you are one hell of a teacher! What do I get to use next, cause I'm bang up for the welder.
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - NEMESIS - 31-08-2009
Congrats heidi!
That is awesome!
An a hellava deal you got!
bargain i rekon.
Glad to hear your having a ball working on em!
I think this club should start promoting the
'vaginas are cool' sticker lol.
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - BLACKZOOK - 31-08-2009
There is a whole range of vagina products
http://www.oneposter.com/products/Vaginas-are-cool_2250.html
The tee shirt.
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/vaginas-are-way-cool-ash-grey-t-shirt
The sticker
http://www.shogging.com/Vaginas-Are-Way-Cool/p/BA4C668B
I cannot begin to explain the results you get when you google vaginas are way cool including why does steam come out my vag, supermodels cool vag but my personal fav is:
VAGINAS ARE GAY
http://haddox.sydlexia.com/vaginasaregay.php
If there is one thing that I absolutely can't stand, it's vaginas. Out of all of the things in existence, I can only think of two that are more poorly designed than vaginas: the platypus and the original XBox. Seriously, these things are awful. If you actually enjoy vaginas, you're a total f*&^ing moron. Here's why:
• Girls have to sit down to take a piss. The great thing about having a penis is that you can whip it out anytime and let it do its thing. One time I was walking by a pirate orphanage when I noticed it was on fire. Well needless to say, I whipped out my dick, drenched those kids in my urine, and saved the day. Later that same day, one of my less manly friends was in Abercrombie & Fitch shopping for clothes with his girlfriend when suddenly he burst into flames. By the time the bitch was ready to pee on him, he was already dead.
• It bleeds for no reason. When my dick starts bleeding, I know something is f*&^ing wrong. With a vagina, you never know if it's syphilis or just par for the course.
• Girls use their periods as an excuse for everything and I mean EVERYTHING. One time my girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, wash my laundry, blow me, make my bed, do my taxes, organize my video games, and come up with a list of ten reasons why I'm great, all because she was on her period. She apologized once her period was over, but I still slapped her around a little bit to remind her of her place in society.
• Orgasms take forever. When I want a release, I can rub one out in 96 seconds flat. Girls need all sorts of foreplay before they can cum. The worst part is that modern society plays into this shit like it's actually important. Why the f*** do I care if my bitch has an orgasm? In the twenty-two minutes that it takes me to my pleasure my woman, I could have watched that episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns sings "See My Vest". And you know what? Mr. Burns is a lot less nasty looking than a vagina, especially an unshaved vagina.
So there it is, my completely fair and balanced list of why vaginas are stupid. If you still think vaginas are cool, you're a biased piece of shit. One of these days, when I'm not too busy being a pirate, I am going to organize a lynch mob to go on a vagina seek-and-destroy mission. We'll f*&^ing burn those c******* to the ground.
1,382,734 pussy-whipped retards still think vaginas are cool.
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - big kev - 31-08-2009
ok bruce you have to much time on your hands to be looking up this much info on this topic <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< big kev is backing away quitely cya bruce
RE: Just bought a trackie (THANKS BRUCE) - Ruffy - 31-08-2009
Can't beleive we are having a discussion about vaginas without Mr Vagina himself - Simmo!
C'mon mate Camel Toe Racing needs your um support - lickety split
Cheers Ruffy