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RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - ROD - 10-01-2009
The Damsel Wrote:OK everyone. I'm staying in tonight on the premise that you've all been out riding on this absolutely beautiful Saturday and now have heroic and exciting stories to tell me about jaffa busa hunts.....
oh no the forum is starting to chew in to your Sat nights it time to seek help from a professional sauce
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - The Damsel - 10-01-2009
ravestar Wrote:hay damsel if ya ever in adelaide ill love to take you for a ride on my black/purple!
Hey Ravestar. I'm sure it would be worth my while!
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - The Damsel - 10-01-2009
BUSA-RO Wrote:The Damsel Wrote:OK everyone. I'm staying in tonight on the premise that you've all been out riding on this absolutely beautiful Saturday and now have heroic and exciting stories to tell me about jaffa busa hunts.....
oh no the forum is starting to chew in to your Sat nights it time to seek help from a professional sauce
I tried trust me! Panadol, Berocca, more alcohol..... It's a full moon - they've locked me up and hidden my car keys.....
That, and I'm throwing a surprise b'day party for my flatmate tomorrow so I'm cooking up a storm of fine food and mischief for the occassion
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - ohdear - 11-01-2009
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RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - Pommie - 11-01-2009
The Damsel Wrote:king 62 Wrote:
Well, you'll love this then....
Ok Cheeky, I may have to eat a small amount of crow because if you were referring to the GTI then I can see the appeal.... still not a big fan of VW in general tho..... Maybe I just need an education on them! Still want to line up for the kilt viewing however....
any of these catch your eye ?????
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - ohdear - 11-01-2009
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RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - The Damsel - 11-01-2009
Pommie Wrote:The Damsel Wrote:[quote=king 62]
any of these catch your eye ?????
Quite possibly but I must be getting old as some of it looks a bit blurry....
Which ones you??????
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - The Damsel - 11-01-2009
ohdear Wrote:A GOOD RIDE
And as I sipped a cappa
The "Jaffa" cooled and sighed
Now it's back to business
To the valley let us ride
Brilliant Ohdear.
If anybody whose read this hasn't been out in the last day or so (or even if they had) , I'm sure they're changing plans to get out there right now. Poor old Bigfoot....someone send an ambo for him as I'm sure this could push him over the edge...Make it loud when you go through the valley and then send an ambo for me too!:
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - BUSGO - 11-01-2009
Excellent work Ohdear. They just keep getting better.
We used to have a POETS thread. It is probably still floating down near the old pages somewhere.
Here is one of mine from earlier days.
This version came to me after purchasing the KINKY accessory.
Seduction. Story by BUSGO
The sky is clear to the horizon; the temperature is hovering at about 14c. There is no wind at 7am and no work to attend to either. There is a curvy seductress waiting to spend all the time in the world with you, to do whatever you ask of her and she will ask for nothing in return, except maybe a shower and some TLC at the end of the day.
You put on some leather gear and choose some other protection from a range of accessories you have accumulated over the years for just such an occasion. You know that the weather will be fine all day and the temperature will rise as things get busy later on. So you select for comfort and decide to travel light. Everything you need is in your pockets and you don’t need a GPS to find your way or a music machine to filter out the sounds of contentment.
You make sure that she has everything she needs for a few hours before needing a rest and then you touch the right buttons to get her going. There is a soft purr as she warms up and you feel a sensation of expectation rise through your body as you make your first move and take her out into the fresh air. There is nothing to get in your way and in a short time she is responding to every insinuation of movement. Gliding along in a smooth flowing motion, speeding up and slowing down as you move your hand back and forth. You are both in the mood. There are no obstacles that can’t be overtaken but then, there is nowhere you have to be, so you just work together and move from point to point and corner to corner in a motion that feels better and better the further you go.
The breeze builds rapidly and you can feel a slight chill. Your nipples harden and start to burn but you don’t care. It feels great and as you rise and fall together over some rolling hills, you both just want to go faster. She is warm and responding instantly to the movements of your hips. She beckons you to go faster by slicing through air without a whimper and you respond by taking control and sliding across her, from side to side, taking your weight off her and controlling the momentum with your body.
The air around you is warming up now and the aroma of the landscape invades your senses. Time passes so fast during your time together and you want to keep going for as long as possible. She smoothes out all the rough edges and the world blurs if you move your head to glance sideways. It is a strange feeling to know that you control every move she makes but you also realize that if you don’t treat her right, she could leave you sad and broken on the side of the road.
Your conscience begins to intrude and tells you to behave but the mistress beneath you urges you on. She gives you that control over your destiny that is so often denied and you know that if you take what is offered without stepping over the line, you can come back and do it all again another day.
It is only when you stop to rest at the end of the day that you realize how exhausted you are - but at the same time refreshed and alive.
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - bigfoot - 11-01-2009
hey ohdear do you write books, if not i think you should nice work mate!
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - Champs - 11-01-2009
Things still quiet on the steed front? Interesting back/forth though while perhaps anticipating potential for movement in other directions.
Damsel be careful what you agree to with Ravestar - he may not be referring to a motorbike.
Anyway, time for a ride soon while the weather holds, but not through he Valley this time. Will check in after to see if any, steeds of the jaffa variety have materialised.
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - Missy_Moo - 11-01-2009
The Damsel Wrote:ohdear Wrote:A GOOD RIDE
And as I sipped a cappa
The "Jaffa" cooled and sighed
Now it's back to business
To the valley let us ride
Brilliant Ohdear.
Make it loud when you go through the valley and then send an ambo for me too!:
Oh here's the misuse of the service, damn you damsel!!! call the boys in blue, we can't do anything for 'over the edgers' - weeeellll except play with their fragil minds more.....
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - Missy_Moo - 11-01-2009
Hey Bugso,
Mills & Boon are paying big bucks with Rugby now to include it in their bibliographic diversity & promote the sport with romance, maybe you should be writing for them???
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - bigfoot - 11-01-2009
The Damsel Wrote:ohdear Wrote:A GOOD RIDE
And as I sipped a cappa
The "Jaffa" cooled and sighed
Now it's back to business
To the valley let us ride
Brilliant Ohdear.
Make it loud when you go through the valley and then send an ambo for me too!:
OH MY GOD I'M FALLING DOWN A CLIFF ARRRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
RE: Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress - ohdear - 11-01-2009
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