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RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - cheeky - 14-11-2009 i know how your feeling simmo...this is myself on left with g/f's max and rosie last night...lordy i,m too old.. i did the same as you went back to bed... lol at kathys reply at simmo..very funny!!! RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - cheeky - 14-11-2009 waiting on hand made tank cover to turn up..i keep scratching tank with bangel.. comes with hayabusa sig on it... will come in handy as i can strap small day packs to it what ever happend to gnarbunkles??? the weather man? i miss him. he was awsome!!!!!!! you could relie on him to post on this thread.. is he well or what?? RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - Madmax - 15-11-2009 (14-11-2009, 04:37pm)simmo Wrote: so now I'm ready to hit it again I can offer suggestions bloke but I'd just get into trouble yet again *sigh* RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - Mutha - 15-11-2009 Hello people, Rode the Teeza yesterday for the first time since the Dirt Rocket Ride. Trigger thumb and all, managed not to use my thumb much. Indicating and pressing the horn was a bit awkward. Girlfriend of mine just brought the new Megelli 250r, it's so cute... RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - cheeky - 15-11-2009 yay tez.great to hear your out riding again hunny.please becarful as your thumb isnt quite right yet. cute bike your friend has..is it that colour as well in piccy? missy mooooooo when do you think youll be riding again??? and you too also becareful sweety RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - Missy_Moo - 15-11-2009 lol I hope to ride again soon.... Ankle is pretty good, but darned sidetracked with this virus, so not riding with snotty sinuses... yuckko! Worse than a hangover!!! Ride nice T - let that thumb heal, they take the longest as we use em too much. RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - Madmax - 15-11-2009 (15-11-2009, 08:53am)Mutha Wrote: Hello people, Rode the Teeza yesterday for the first time since the Dirt Rocket Ride. Trigger thumb and all, managed not to use my thumb much.Glad you got back on the bike tezza. More fun than canned piss. Good onya ya. RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - Missy_Moo - 17-11-2009 Well I must step in..... Nice day today! RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - Missy_Moo - 19-11-2009 It's official.... THE STUDY HAS COMMENCED AGAIN!!! I know so soon, spent my free time on injury. oh well I lurve a challenge.... RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - BUSABAZZ - 21-11-2009 Maybe this should go in the "Laughter... The Best Medicene " thread? But i just need to get it off my chest.... My next door neighbour who is only 20 years old and has never ridden anything larger than a pitbike has a friend that hoots up and down our street on a little Yamahahaha YZ 80 and gives it a few huge revs as he passes, (this happens at 1:00am at times)... my neighbour is just as, if not more annoying (hence me geeting this off my chest) with his pitbikes, cars, doof doof music and wannabe violent street gang (if you say something, he gets 10 or more of his mates and smashes your windows and/or threatens a home invasion, i've seen it!).... Anyway.... yesterday his mate come screaming up the street again and my neighbour turns to me and says "Get your Busa out Bazz i wanna see a trailie and you race and i reckon he'd beat you around the streets!".... Naturally i pissed myself laughing at him and said..."How much head start would he like?" But he was persistent and said "that YZ 80 can get up to 140kph", so (once again.... Naturally) i said "Dude i can hit 160 in first gear THEN i have 5 more to go!" Today getting the junk mail he comes up and says "i've told my mate you wanna race him", (WTF? lol) i just laughed and said "Not gonna happen bloke" Once again he persists and this time starts the childish name calling. So just to shut him up i said... "OK THEN.... These are the rules, stop/giveway signs MUST be obeyed, NO cutting corners and ride it like a road bike, when i win i get to keep his bike and IF i lose he gets bragging rights to say he beat a 1300cc bike with an 80cc trail bike on the road, finally not forgetting there's between 50 to 100 metres between each corner!" Then the abuse and threats started pouring out of his mouth! I'm pissed at myself for falling into his childish arguments, but i try to cut it short by telling some stupid joke i read to change the subject.... Most of all i'm getting sick and tired of being neighbourly and friendly as to protect my mother and her house. I'm getting too old and too sick for this sort of shit! *Deep breath in...... exhaaaaaaale.... i feel better now* RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - BabyBusa - 21-11-2009 Well we just got back from a major shopping centre. At the exit of Coles there is an indoor playground. As i walked past the playground there was a little girl of about 5 standing there balling her eyes out. I look around and can see no-one so I stop and ask the girl if she is ok. The girl continues to cry so ask her if she has lost her mum. She shakes her head while I ask her what is wrong, then some older woman came to where the girl and I were and said to me:"just mind your business, I have it in hand". My response was: "sorry I thought she was lost", to which the woman replied: "well she's not, she was being naughty so I was waiting around the corner, so mind your own business". Again I responded with "I thought she was lost" as I walked away, very pissed off at her attitude. This woman and her disgusting attitude were so far away that it would have taken less time for someone else, not so nice, to take this girl and this woman would never have been able to catch up with them. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a decent person when all you get is someone having a go at you for it RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - cheeky - 21-11-2009 no kathy you did the exzact thing any decent person should!!!. my god since when do we use trauma to raise a child????? geeezzeeeeeeee..arghhhhh. and quiet frankly it was irrisopnsible for that lady to be 'waiting round the corner"...there are alot of 'what if's" that could of happend...... gawd baz sounds like you have neighbour from hell!!!!.... but look when push comes to shove id reckon most people would have arced up too at him..so dont berate yourself for that... deep down that guy knows what his life truley is (crap).. and hold you in high esteem. besides do you really wanna crap lil bike cluttering up the garage? hehehehe RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - Missy_Moo - 21-11-2009 Evening all.... Nice night RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - BUSGO - 22-11-2009 Yes to both Baz AND Kathy. These people are out there and unfortunately there seem to be more of their type around than there used to be. Baz, maybe your neighbours mum used the "frighten the little bugger" tactics on him as a child. RE: The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread - CeeJay07 - 22-11-2009 (21-11-2009, 02:06pm)BUSABAZZ Wrote: Maybe this should go in the "Laughter... The Best Medicene " thread?Keep the knucklehead next door on your good side then distract him. My favourite methods are (or rather would be); 1: pour brake fluid over his car at night 2: empty a full can of expanda foam up his exhaust in one squirt 3: call the cops next time he's screaming up the street on the YZ and when they ask who you are, make up a house number far away from yours (opposite side of the road too!) Or, when all else fails, invite a heap of us to your place and we'll dance with his ten mates. P.S. this advise has been given without legal consequences taken into account. No recourse on the author if these tips fail. P.P.S. this is meant as a joke...I wouldn't know the first thing about dealing with annoying neighbours |